Low flying jet.

A Spanish pilot was sacked yesterday for flying too low & too close to Los Alcazares beaches. The Spanish authorities acted swiftly in sacking the as yet unnamed pilot, stating 'the publics safety is always our most important consideration'.

The pilots antics at the end of the beach by the old military base are very unusual for any of the young Spanish pilots, who are normally, impeccably well behaved.

Asked why the pilot had been allowed to fly this low & what precautions where being put in place to prevent this from happening again, this reporter was told by a highly ranked official 'The pilot didn't fly this low. It has just been made to look like that in this photograph. It must have been done by a very clever, handsome & funny Arsenal supporter, called Alan, using Photoshop'.

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